Really...it's amazing that it took this long to have a new Diablo 3 rumor to surface. Still, a month without one is hollow indeed.

Blizzplanet.com has this month's first Diablo 3 rumor all wrapped up. Gleaned from a German print magazine, PC Action, here are the goods:

Today a new Rumor Mill has ignited engines at the DiabloFans Forums with PC Action (Germany) using the same type of catchy riddle. Of course, it can be any game, and as some fans said: "... We are just picking straws, like we always do."

The riddle says:

GERMAN

Von einer uns bekannten Person erfuhren wir geheime Informationen über ein heiß erwartetes Spiel eines sehr bekannten Spieleentwicklers, dessen Namen wir nicht nennen dürfen. Klingt sauwichtig, oder? Sagen wir so: Der Gedanke daran lässt unsere Bettlaken nass werden. Habt ihr Ideen? Dann postet sie in den Kommentarbereich. Selbst wenn die Hölle zufriert oder Kühe beginnen Bier zu geben - wir verraten nichts!

pcaction.de meint: HAHA! Wir haben Bilder gesehen und ihr nicht!

ENGLISH TRANSLATION by ov3erlord

30.05.2008 10:55 - We found out some secret information about a much awaited game, from a very well known game developer, whom we can't name. Sounds extremely important, doesn't it? Let's say: Pure thought about it makes our bedsheets wet. Got any ideas? Post them in the comments. Even if the hell froze and cows gave beer - we would spill nothig out!

pcaction.de thinks: HAHA! we have seen the pictures and you have not!

The reason this new rumor mill is rolling is the use of two intriguing connotations: Hell and Cows.

Well there you have it: Mass hysteria in the making. Bet the hit counts at Blizz Planet go WAY up this month!