In My dreamworld, you would drop dead for the amount of radiation, but, of course, the characters also can't die.

Points to many of them rising up, rather angry at Hail Fire.

I use console commands to escape.

I the kill you with a huge freaking vine.

God damn it... Who let 4chan in here again? :D

Pilot Bush will declare war on you with any means nesscessary, even lying.

I kick him in the crotch.

i launch a missle at your crotch

I... at me or my avatar?

well it is kill the avatar

I quietly infect you and watch you slowly rot away...

i....what the spork is that?

eatmorebabiesmmg00d:
well it is kill the avatar

"YOU SICK FREAK!!!!!"
*Suiseiseki slaps your avatar*

Err, I decontaminate you?

wait what di-dear lord i just rule 34d a thread o.o

launch a missle at your HEAD

MUCH BETTER!

I set you on fire, then proceed to stomp on your body.

Two words: Snake Pit. You strike me as a person who is afraid of snakes.

just for that... launch another one at your crotch

I shove your avatar in the toster and break the timing mechanism.

i smash the smiley in half

I put you in a blender and whoosh you to pulp.

I leap through the open window into your house I take the safety off my gun which I have given the name 'ebony' I sneak up behind you as you stare zoned out at the T.V screen a half interested, half annoyed look on your face, I slowly creep up behind you and point the gun to your head and leaning close whispering into your ear:
"goodbye"....

a shot rang out and your body was found two days later in the attic.

Take off his sword and stab him in the back

(simplez)

Brainwashes, the wolves in the avatar with a ray gun. Then proceeds to command the wolves to fight each other and during the rumble they tear each other to shreds. As I look from a mountain top, laughing manically at the carnage below.

i set your exercise machine to zomg speed breaking all your atoms

I summon Orihime and use her powers of rejection to heal my atoms. I then beat you to death with the handles and the walking machine. (er yeah I'm kinda running out of creative ideas.)

Kill you AND Orihime with my sharp fangs and claws :P

Well... I hunt you down, and skin you to sell it on a fur market of some kind!

I rip you in half, for my cooking special is Penguin Fillet Orderves.

I take the flag from behind you and strangle you with it.

I pepper spray you

I stab you with your shattered double-monocle(can't remember what it's actually called... no wait! pince-nez? something like that) glass!

I rupture multiple of your organs. Appendix included.

I plug your mouth so all the desu piles up until you explode in a giant desu

I'm going to be unoriginal and use my giant shuriken to cut you in pieces

I well I..............uh..........let's try to be origonal here....................huh..............OH!! the sound of the bullets going off so close to your ears make them bleed so you.........well..................bleed to death from the ears

I summon Vladimir Putin to poison you with polonium.

AAAAAAHHHHH!!! It's Sega-CD's Link! I crush you with the rage of a thousand Link fanboys!