...for letting FedEx screw up our delivery.

^{Didn't I tell you to use UPS?}

...for FedEX fail.

^{MWHAHAHA!! FOOLS!!!! ¬¬}

...for not realizing it just means we have longer to insult him.

^{What? I hate those UPS guys. (And yes, I always pronounce it like "ups" and not by each letter, deal with it.) Them in their little brown outfits... looking all important delivering stuff... FedEX is way cooler.}

...for hating the U.P.S

^{They did a good job bringing my 360 back from Frankfurt.}

...for not hating the UPS

^{Why did you get your 360 in Frankfurt? Seems a little far, isn't it?}

...for still hating U.P.S

^{When the 360's die, that is where they get sent to repair them.}

...for thinking that's still his 360.

^{They just cloned it and sent you a new one. Your real 360 is dead in a shallow grave somewhere in Frankfurt.}

...for not mentioning that that's the same place we send old versions of the sasquatch.

^{At least you'll get to be near your old 360 in another shallow grave somewhere, right?}

...for thinking I'm going to Frankfurt.

^{Hey. Remember. I have Twilight and Emo Crabs to unleash...}

...for forgetting that we reset him earlier.

^{Those files were too corrupted to be recovered.}

...for not realising Twilight was part of the vital files.

^{They stayed, friend. I HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE!!!!}

...for being the worst rip-off of Skynet ever.

^{Instead of Terminators we get Emo Crabs?
FAIL.}

...for not expecting diarrheassiah and the jock lobsters!

_{an excellent name for a band, by the way.}

...for ninjaing me, therefore making me release EMO CRABS!!!

^{Meh, can't be bothered.}

...for not realizing that no one expects Diarrheassiah and the Jock Lobsters!

^{Damn. That would be a good band name.
And I refuse to change this, despite the ninja.
It works, somehow.}

...for being a stubborn chinchilla.

...for being an Emo crab supporter.

_{You should cut your wrists...oh wait...}

...for suggesting an immortal should commit suicide.

...for jumping on the immortal bandwagon.

_{does anyone ever die anymore?}

...for thinking it's a band-wagon.

^{More like a tour bus of hell.}

...for being all emo about immortality.

...for thinking he's immortal.

^{He just died. Thus, not immortal. Corrupted files, remember?}

...for being all logical.

Empireth for thinking I died.
Goat for being a goat.

^{How am I posting then? If ze files where coruupted, hoz ai I tping tihs ot?}

...for not realizing he's in wood ape hell.

...for having a HAL 9000 moment.

^{Daisy, Daisy...}
...for condemning everyone to wood ape hell.

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^{Hell yeah, I went binary on yo ass!}

...for being a dim-witted pooptard.

_{mmm hmmm}

...for being jealous of my mad binary skillz!

...for thinking typing '1' and '0' a bunch of times in a random order gives him 'mad binary skillz'.

...for having starred in Independence Day.

...for having starred in 'Judgement Day'.

...for having starred in The Sixth Day.

...for thinking thats a bad thing.

^{@Empireth: Highlight my text then go here.
http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/}

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