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Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 1491 Joined: 9 Mar 2009     | "God's sake! Life's like a bloody soap-opera 'round 'ere!"
Wielder of the rag soaked in the puddle of humourous irony! |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009    | "Hey, why do our children age a year or so every 4-5 weeks?" FOIL |
Adventurer  Posts: 397 Joined: 7 Sep 2008    | "Hi. We're a non-stereotypical Muslim family!" |
Looking For Group  Posts: 158 Joined: 21 Dec 2008  | 'It's true! I'm not your son I'm an adavnced morphing super galatic time traveling android sent form the future to stop you from ruining are TV schedules!' 'I'm back, you may think I died when I was shot in the head and cremated but I'd told you I'd be back' 'Did we not already celebrate Christmas 3 times this year?' 'I knew I should i've moved after the third murder on this street...' |
Master Looter  Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008     | Snaaaaaaaaaaake! |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4765 Joined: 20 Mar 2009    | Cry more, dammit! This is meant to be a dramatic scene! |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | *breaks out into dances from the 70s* "Being rich just isn't fun anymore!" *throws a fit* "I want to be poor!" To quote Billy Madison "No I will not make out with you!" |
Master Looter  Posts: 1416 Joined: 9 Jun 2008    | "Wait a minute! The last person who had me down on all fours and squealing like a pig was named Boo-Boo the Brave and went to Kent State!" "Oh Brett, I can't stay with you because I'm having an affair with your evil twin while I .....OK you know what? This is drivel! I can't do this anymore! If anyone needs me I'll be doing that new FOX Comedy with Pauly Shore!" |
Master Looter Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pat! Who ate Pat? |
Master Looter Posts: 1491 Joined: 9 Mar 2009 | Because I think this one's been done to death: New Topic: Lines Which Won't Be in the Next Twilight Film
Wielder of the rag soaked in the puddle of humourous irony! |
Master Looter  Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | "We're staring in an awesome movie." |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3200 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | And Edward rose, gazed up, and realised that he had been trampled by 4 billion twilight fanboys. |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | Angelus, Spike, Darla, Drusilla, Mick St John, Josef, Henry Fitzroy, Dracula, Count von Count, and Count Chocula all waged a war upon the Volturi and all the vampires in the Twilight saga. The battle was finally finished. Angelus's team was successful. They killed the Twilight saga in just under 20 minutes! You may now get back to the rest of your lives without the annoying screams. |
Looking For Group Posts: 158 Joined: 21 Dec 2008 | (In an Transylvanian accent) "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" "Hold on a sec, if i'm undead isn't this technically necrophillia?" Expselliarmus! |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | "I can't believe we're getting paid for staring in this crappy movie made by an even crappier writer. Even Stephen King thinks she's horrible!" |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | "And Buffy staked Edward...The end..." "BUT THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET! WE'RE ONLY 5 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE!" "Yeah we know that... She did though. The movie ends already." *insert tons of fangirl/boy sobs* |
Master Looter  Posts: 2334 Joined: 1 Jul 2008    | "It's all a joke! And you people actually thought we'd make another Twilight movie? The world suffered enough with the first one!" Get some ULTRA-UNITY!tm |
Power Leveler Posts: 4765 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | Bella, you'ra actually pulling more than one face now. |
Master Looter Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | "And so here lies Edward Cullen... who knew garlic bread could cause such violence and mayhem?" |
Looking For Group  Posts: 176 Joined: 1 Jul 2009     | "1...AH AH AH, 2...AH AH AH" if what I just said up here^ offended you then from the bottom of my heart ^_^ HAHA fuck you ya little prick. |
Master Looter Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | This vamprism... it's a bit of a cockblock to be honest. |
Looking For Group Posts: 176 Joined: 1 Jul 2009 | Edward: so your saying it's a bad idea to go on 4chan. if what I just said up here^ offended you then from the bottom of my heart ^_^ HAHA fuck you ya little prick. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4765 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED! |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 732 Joined: 15 Feb 2009 | "PWNED!!!" "N00B!" |
Power Leveler Posts: 4486 Joined: 3 Jun 2009 | *sigh* Dammit, why couldn't we make a good book into a movie!? Or redo Salems Lot!? FOIL |
Master Looter Posts: 1491 Joined: 9 Mar 2009 |
Someone's been reading xkcd, haven't they? Also, I can't quite decide if that would be an improvement to 4chan or not. :/
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Epic’d Out  Posts: 6756 Joined: 26 Jun 2008   | "we're back again! and this time with more sparkles and sequins than ever befoooore! *flies away leaving a trail of glitter behind*"
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Power Leveler Posts: 4765 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | "Say, Edward? Why is Redtube in your internet history?" |
Master Looter Posts: 1416 Joined: 9 Jun 2008 | "You thought vampire baseball was wild, wait until you see vampire curling!" |
Master Looter Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Sorry Bella, the author has jumped the fourth wall again, and is humping my leg. Oh God get it OFF!! |
Master Looter Posts: 2334 Joined: 1 Jul 2008 | New topic? New topic: Rejected superhero names. Get some ULTRA-UNITY!tm |
Master Looter Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | The inhuman intercourser! |
Power Leveler Posts: 4765 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | Rapeman |
Looking For Group Posts: 176 Joined: 1 Jul 2009 | Felacio girl: Sucking the cocks of justice if what I just said up here^ offended you then from the bottom of my heart ^_^ HAHA fuck you ya little prick. |
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"Hasn't this storyline already been done by Days of Our Lives?"