Dungeon Crawler Posts: 722 Joined: 2 Jun 2004 |
Ran across this post earlier today and I can't stop laughing. Pretty darn funny stuff. Posted by a shaman, basically making fun of all the people that say shamans are overpowered:
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So yesterday I was running around the plaguelands doing some quests and getting ganked over and over right ? And this one time I was getting attacked by 14 rogues at the same time (I'm a warrior) and hit shield wall, I made it into the vision range of a shaman who instantly healed my 4k hp to full with an ultra mega healing wave and then all the rogues went for him. Why he dropped a poison cleansing totem and the poison got sucked off all the rogues weapons!
Then he dropped a nova totem which hit all the rogues SO HARD they fell off the internet and their characters got corrupted and had to be deleted. I thanked him and he said s'ok. He then decided it didn't want to be there anymore and cast astral recal the uber duper overpowered super mega giga ultra shaman teleport and because it's so overpowered it didn't teleport him to his bindspot it teleported his bindspot to him! On our server the barrens is nopw where the plaguelands used to be and the plaguelands are where the barrens used to be! OMG talk about overpower!.
Anyway since this shaman was so giga mega overpowered I got forced to follow him around because his overpoweredness caused for a field of gravity to form around him which I wasn't strong enough to get away from! He went to gadgetzan and saw alliance inside the city ganking poor defenseless horde generally 15 levels lower then them and he got ANGRY! He Warstomped, used berserking AND bloodfury all the same time (A shaman isn't bound by race, they are too uber for that) which utter overpoweredness forced all the PCs of the ganking alliance to explode into as fine dust!. A paladin however had shielded and tried to hearth but he purged the paladin shield cause purge is so overpowered right and punched that alliance so hard the force causes a fist to come out of the player's monitor in RL and gave him 2 broken teeth and 2 (ZOMG) black eyes!
Then, he just frost shocked for fun and tanaris stopped being a desert, it turned into a frozen tundra. Not only that, but it killed ALL the alliance on ALL the servers at the same time which also caused 2 servers to crash cause of all the overpowere flowing trough them offcourse. However the shaman didn't care. Anyway he told me he had enough for today so he logged out. However because he was so overpowered he didn't only log his character off he also forced the server to reboot!
BLIZ FIX PLZ U CAN C HOW SHIZMEHNS IS OVERPOWER ? OMG OMG!!
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[Edited by Hanzotori at 1:23 PM on 9/6/2005] |
How I Mine 4 Fish? Posts: 76 Joined: 6 Sep 2005 | HHAHA thats so ridiculous that guy should be put in a home. :ROFL: |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 30 Joined: 27 Aug 2005 |
that is so funny however yes, he should be pt in a home.i recently deleted 3 alliance chars to play horde with my friend so i hope this is worth it. making a shadow priest then a elemental shaman. from the sound of this shizmens character, i think i might start a shaman now :P
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How I Mine 4 Fish? Posts: 85 Joined: 2 Sep 2005 | shamans are an interesting class, but they definitely aren't for everyone. I have tried so many times to get into one, but the furthest I have gotten is level 17. I'm just not big into the whole totem thing. But, I know A LOT of people who are. Just check it out, if you find out the totems are your thing, you will love this class. They are a virtual grab bag of tricks.
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Ran across this post earlier today and I can't stop laughing. Pretty darn funny stuff. Posted by a shaman, basically making fun of all the people that say shamans are overpowered:
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So yesterday I was running around the plaguelands doing some quests and getting ganked over and over right ? And this one time I was getting attacked by 14 rogues at the same time (I'm a warrior) and hit shield wall, I made it into the vision range of a shaman who instantly healed my 4k hp to full with an ultra mega healing wave and then all the rogues went for him. Why he dropped a poison cleansing totem and the poison got sucked off all the rogues weapons!
Then he dropped a nova totem which hit all the rogues SO HARD they fell off the internet and their characters got corrupted and had to be deleted. I thanked him and he said s'ok. He then decided it didn't want to be there anymore and cast astral recal the uber duper overpowered super mega giga ultra shaman teleport and because it's so overpowered it didn't teleport him to his bindspot it teleported his bindspot to him! On our server the barrens is nopw where the plaguelands used to be and the plaguelands are where the barrens used to be! OMG talk about overpower!.
Anyway since this shaman was so giga mega overpowered I got forced to follow him around because his overpoweredness caused for a field of gravity to form around him which I wasn't strong enough to get away from! He went to gadgetzan and saw alliance inside the city ganking poor defenseless horde generally 15 levels lower then them and he got ANGRY! He Warstomped, used berserking AND bloodfury all the same time (A shaman isn't bound by race, they are too uber for that) which utter overpoweredness forced all the PCs of the ganking alliance to explode into as fine dust!. A paladin however had shielded and tried to hearth but he purged the paladin shield cause purge is so overpowered right and punched that alliance so hard the force causes a fist to come out of the player's monitor in RL and gave him 2 broken teeth and 2 (ZOMG) black eyes!
Then, he just frost shocked for fun and tanaris stopped being a desert, it turned into a frozen tundra. Not only that, but it killed ALL the alliance on ALL the servers at the same time which also caused 2 servers to crash cause of all the overpowere flowing trough them offcourse. However the shaman didn't care. Anyway he told me he had enough for today so he logged out. However because he was so overpowered he didn't only log his character off he also forced the server to reboot!
BLIZ FIX PLZ U CAN C HOW SHIZMEHNS IS OVERPOWER ? OMG OMG!!
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[Edited by Hanzotori at 1:23 PM on 9/6/2005]